Rochester,NY- The past few months have been a very trying time for men in powerful places. From Kevin spacey to Louis … More
Tag: Film
Pack of Lone Wolves Terrorize Desert Town in Nevada
LAS VEGAS – A pack of lone wolves that has been terrorizing the United States since 1982 wreaked havoc on … More
Local Racist Harassed by Abolitionist Ghost
BRIGHTON, NY – Hilton resident Will Forberg has not had a good week. He came from his class at Monroe … More
“These liberals are snowflakes!” Says man terrified of cashier with vaguely muslim sounding name.
Rochester, NY- “Back in my day, we weren’t afraid of nothin’. Kids these days are just little precious snowflakes.” Said … More
5 Residents Dead After Mistaking Food Truck Rodeo For Actual Rodeo
Rochester, NY- Tragedy struck Wednesday as a group of residents mistook the Food Truck Rodeo for an actual rodeo. Five … More
With summer in full swing, man looks forward to having seagull shit on his car every fucking day.
Rochester,NY- “Ah you smell that? Summers in the air!” The smell Hank was talking of was crusted seagull shit, which … More
24 Year Old Liberal Arts Major Can’t Wait To Start Promising Career At Paychex
Rochester,NY- Brendan Stanz just graduated from MCC and is looking forward to using his liberal arts degree for everything its … More
Suspicions confirmed: Commuter learns traffic has been fucking kidding him all along.
Rochester,NY- After years of suspicion, Rochester native Hugo Johnson finally learned that the traffic on 490 east had truly being … More
Breaking News! Judge Astocia Actually Hiding Inside Of Genesee Brewery Tanks All Along!
Rochester,NY- The city of Rochester was thrown for a loop when it was just announced that Judge Astocia has fled … More
Incredible! Woman Captures Perfect Selfie And Obtains Nirvana!
Rochester,NY- It was just a normal Thursday afternoon for Sandra Butterscotch when she stumbled upon the experience of a lifetime. … More
