Rochester, NY – Pro-Palestinian protests have been sweeping colleges nationwide, including a sit-in staged at the University of Rochester. Other local campuses are on high alert, which may have led to confusion today at Monroe Community College.
Sources report that chaos ensued after MCC student Jason Peters, allegedly lacking a basic understanding of how roundabouts function, found himself trapped in a perpetual loop of indecision within the campus roundabout.
Eyewitnesses described the scene as both comical and perplexing as Peters, unaware of how to exit the circular roadway, inadvertently sparked a wave of solidarity from his fellow students. Mistaking his floundering attempts to escape the roundabout as a form of civil disobedience, scores of MCC students rushed to the scene, brandishing signs and cheering him on.
“I just wanted to get to Intro To Spanish,” says Mr. Peters in an Innerloop Blog exclusive interview. “I just didn’t know which way to go and then people started showing up, waving flags, and now I feel like if I make a turn, I will get canceled.”
At press time, local authorities were reportedly considering deploying traffic control measures to alleviate the congestion caused by the burgeoning “protest,” while Peters remained stranded in the center of the roundabout, desperately trying to navigate his way to freedom.