ROCHESTER, NY — Panic erupts in my Brighton apartment because where did the fucking sun go. It was just there, dude, it’s like 3pm. I swear to God it was there a second ago and now it’s just gone.

“It’s the eclipse,” reports Brighton resident and local boyfriend, Michael D. “There’s a solar eclipse today, they’ve been talking about it for months.” The Innerloop Blog has not been able to fact check his eye-witness account. Readers should note: I’m scared as hell, man.

The Innerloop Blog will keep an eye on this story as it develops.