Editorial by Mark Maira

Sorry to the woke mob of Rochester but there’s a change coming to our community and you’re not going to be happy. The socialist regime of Kathy Joke-chul, Barrack Hussein Shawcross Obama, and Rachel BarnFart are losing their precious Lake Ontario and President Trump will now be rightfully naming it Lake America.

What, is that a problem libtard? Do you hate America and what it stands for?

Oh I’m sorry Lake Ontario? Like the Province in Canada? Where Toronto is! Where, from what I understand, is a place that many gay Canadians live.

Years ago a Fast Ferry crossed this beautiful lake dozens of times and I personally could not celebrate it. For years my children participated in large melees involving area school children that I could not attend because of the disgusting and hurtful name this lake carried. But thanks to MY president that will all change.

Tonight I hope you will join me. As I plan on making my way through a beach full of diapers and syringes to arrive at the beautiful pee stained shores of Lake America. There I will remove my hat, put my hand on my heart, and salute the American flag proudly waving next to a Punisher and Buffalo Bills flag on the back of a boat named “S.S. Thick and Frothy”… floating in the newly named Lake America.