ROCHESTER, NY – The bodycam footage of Monroe County District Attorney Sandra Doorley failing to stop for a speeding ticket has become national news and now there is set to be a probe into the incident by New York’s Attorney General Letitia James. Doorley is now in defense mode trying to save face and she’s doing it by tugging on the heartstrings of the Bills Mafia.
You may have seen her public statement on the matter saying “no one is above the law” but a source for The Innerloop Blog tells us she plans to release an edited statement claiming that she was merely paying homage to former NFL star OJ Simpson.
“I have always been a staunch admirer of Mr. Simpson’s work, both on and off the field,” Doorley’s revised statement states. “When I saw those flashing lights behind me, I couldn’t help but think of OJ’s infamous Bronco chase. It was a moment of solidarity with a fellow trailblazer in the legal arena.”
In related news, it was also announced the 2024 Webster Firemen’s Carnival parade will start with a reenactment of the DA’s slow-speed pursuit to her home. The crowd will be encouraged to take out their phones and call a special number during this portion of the event to win prizes including Kohl’s Cash and special considerations for future run-ins with the Webster Police Department.