Buffalo, NY – Ecstatic over the recent win, Sean McDermott took to the Bills locker room in celebration.

“I want you all to look me in the eye when I say this,” McDermott told the team “You all performed like the Enola Gay, flying over the City of Hiroshima, dropping a bomb of unprecedented horror and devastation.”

Some players glanced at each other uncomfortably before McDermott continued.

“There has never been a more destructive and terrifying group of individuals since the Horde of Genghis Khan roamed the plains of Asia.”

Bills players began to get up and leave as McDermott continued.

“Wait! Wait! I haven’t even told you all how you compare to the Irish Potato Famine of the 19th century!” McDermott yelled.