RG&E’s New Smart Meter Will Charge You for Rochester, MN Electricity Too

Rochester, NY – RG&E executives hosted a press conference to promote their new smart meter installation initiative.

“RG&E is dedicated to meeting the energy needs of our customers and giving them the best value for their electricity use,” the spokesperson told the Blog, “that is why our new smart meters will make sure you pay not just for the electricity you use in Rochester, NY but Rochester, MN as well.”

The smart meter is not designed to save you money, it is designed to make sure you pay as much as possible by incorporating the electricity use of every Rochester that exists.

“Now it is Rochester, MN but next will be Rochester, New Hampshire, then Rochester, Illinois… Texas… Canada… the UK… and soon, you will be paying for electricity use from every Rochester across the entire world!” The executive laughed maniacally until he was pulled away by his staff.

3 thoughts on “RG&E’s New Smart Meter Will Charge You for Rochester, MN Electricity Too”

  1. They’ve fixed that error, but they are STILL CHARGING A SERVICE CHARGE FOR PREPARING YOU A BILL!!! CHECK THE LAST CHARGE ON YOUR BILL…!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME????

  2. A lot of this is possible where is the actual starting point and how far does the electricity have to travel. If memory serves, during the blackout of 66 11 states were affected. Doesnt make it right but a point to ponder

  3. Looking at my utilities used and all the different services fees that go along with it, the service fees are almost as much as the utilities I used. Why is that? It’s almost like gouging the costumer with fees. Do people with solar charge the utilities companies the same fees? If not maybe it’s time they do.

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