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Imagine RIT Deemed Unnecessary as RIT Actually Exists

ROCHESTER, NY – A spokesperson at RIT has announced that the yearly Imagine RIT event has been canceled upon discovery of an actual Rochester Institute of Technology.

“I guess in this case there’s no need to use our imagination. Not only is there an RIT, turns out I work there!” The spokesperson said.

It has not been determined at this time whether or not the program was influential in the creation of the real world institute, but officials at the school say if it was “it would be sort of like in that book The Secret, or a vision board of some kind.”

It was also noted that it’s possible it was there the whole time and had simply gone unnoticed until now.

All Rochester Friendly’s Close After Mr. Cone Head Caught in Medicare Scam

Rochester, NY – Area Friendly’s restaurants are closing down after becoming embroiled in a Medicare scandal involving their sometimes mascot and popular Sundae choice, Cone Head.

Formerly an administrator at a local hospital, Mr. Head has been accused of sweetening kickbacks for a pharmaceutical salesman.

When asked if he’d seen the error of his ways, the dessert replied, “I have peanut butter candies for eyes”.