California Rollin’ Suddenly Realizes They’re Nowhere Near California, Relocates To NJ

Rochester, NY – Longtime Village Gate sushi spot California Rollin’ is closing its doors after a recent revelation.

“Turns out we’re like nowhere near California!” Owner Tom said in an interview with The Innerloop Blog. “We didn’t have a map, then we got a map, and holy shit, it’s like, all the way over there.”

“We pride ourselves on authenticity.” he continued, unprompted. “And we don’t want to misrepresent our brand, so we’re packing up shop and moving to the ocean. Look for our new location on the Jersey Shore coming soon!”

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