Rochester Now Just One Giant Pothole, Satellite Imagery Confirms

Rochester, NY – NASA Satellites are confirming that all of Rochester’s potholes have now combined into one “superhole” a category that has formerly been reserved for craters on Mars and some of the more promiscuous Kardashians.

Scientists are unsure what this means for Rochester’s future but speculate that when Lake Ontario floods Edgemere Drive again this year that is might seep into the new Superhole and create a nice stagnant murky water pool for children to play in.

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