ROCHESTER, NY – Bills fans are getting house visits from Make-A-Wish Kids in order to give them some hope during this terrible season.
A study of Rochestererians productivity on Mondays following Buffalo loses showed that they “literally can’t even.” Due to their depressed mental state as well as their physical impairments from stress eating, drinking, and table slamming, Bills fans complete 5% of their daily tasks on Mondays.
In a countywide effort to get them in better spirits local, Rochester officials have decided to have terminally ill children make home visits. Little Tommy Burshoff said he hopes his visits will to show the fans “it’s a game, it doesn’t really matter, please stop tweeting about it. I’m literally dying and I do not whine as much as you.”