“Starchild” Paul Stanley coming to ALDI to promote KISS Star Fruit that Cure VD

ROCHESTER, NY – You may have heard that KISS bassist Gene Simmons will be in Rochester to promote is artisanal sodas but did you know lead singer Paul Stanley will in town at the same time?

The “Starchild” will be at the ALDI in Irondequoit to promote the KISS Starfruit. It’s a Starfruit that has been crossbred with Penicillin.

“It’s perfect for the KISS army! It has Vitamin C which helps repair and regenerates tissue and it has penicillin to help with syphilis!” said local KISS Army General Todd McGorgen.

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