ALBANY, NY – In an amazing upset, Samantha, the character from Sex And The City has won the New York Democratic Primary for Governor. The results have political experts reeling after Samantha ran no campaign and is not even a real person.
Instead of voting for Andrew Cuomo and Cynthia Nixon it appears that New Yorkers have instead of written in one of the most promiscuous characters in HBO history.
The Inner Loop believes these results could be attributed to a viral campaign suggesting residents write in Samantha so they could have “a cosmo in one-hand and a weiner in the other” guaranteed.
Kim Cattrall could not be reached for comment.