Rochester,NY- Say goodbye to the Medley Centre and say hello to Rochester’s first ever “Sarlacc Pit.”
At a special press conference this afternoon the new owner of the Medley Centre announced the plans for the future of the ghost invested former commerce center.
“It’s a real pity that Irondequoit has been home to this eyesore for so long. There has always been something sar-lacking if you catch my drift. I’m talking about a mother-fugging Sarlacc Pit my dudes!”
The former mall has laid dormant since 2009 when the last tenants left the site. The property, and nine adjoining parcels, for $100,000 at a 2016 auction by a self-described “Star Wars Fanatic.”
“I figure this will put Rochester on the map. This will be the first Sarlacc Pit on Earth! We could throw so much garbage in there come on!”
We reached out to Irondequoit Mayors who sent us this note:
Literally anything would be better looking than the mess that is the medley centre. Even
a giant Star Wars sand butt-hole with teeth.