Area Tables Breath Sigh of Relief as Buffalo Bills Tailgating Canceled

Buffalo, NY – This past week it was announced that if the 2020 season does in fact happen fans will not be allowed in the stands and that also means no tailgating outside of Ralph Wilson. Fans in Buffalo and the surrounding areas are devastated by the news as the tradition of drinking excessively, grilling, and jumping through tables will be broken.

The Inner Loop Blog caught up with a folding table at a local Walmart to hear its side of the story. “Yeah, everyone is all broken up about no tailgating but not us tables. This is the best news we could get. It’s been like a tablecide out there! Then they gotta video us getting wrecked and put it on the internet. Unbelievable. We won’t stand for it anymore, but we won’t fold either, you get it.

 

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