Buffalo, NY – The streets of Buffalo are raging right now. Is it because of racial injustice? Is it because of COVID restrictions? No. It’s because the naming rights of the Buffalo Bill’s Stadium have been sold to Hidden Valley Ranch.

“This will not stand,” said one protester before throwing a Molotov Cocktail bottle filled with  Bleu Cheese through City Hall’s window. 

From what we can gather, Buffalovians are extremely upset that an inferior wing dipping sauce would be given the highest honor in the city. “They might as well call this Bullsh** Stadium because Ranch is for bucks!” said one Bills fan before using his table smashing experience to cave in the roof of a police car.