Pittsford, NY – An investigation by the Inner Loop Blog revealed that no one has a clue how to drive in the Wegmans parking lot.

“They really expect us to stop at the fake stop signs?” Pittsford resident, Wendy Smith, told the blog after doing her weekend shopping. “I thought they were just a suggestion.”

The vehicular chaos has forced Wegmans to implement an “every shopper for themselves” policy.

“No one really wants to slow down when driving into a condensed area filled with cars and pedestrians,” a spokesman for Wegmans said, “so please, make sure all of your children are completely covered in bubble wrap before bravely exiting your vehicle.”