Rochester, NY – Local scientists and physicians are currently working hard to prove Boss Sauce is the cure for Coronavirus as it may be the only hope the city has to fight the deadly virus.

“What we’ve noticed is not everyone loves to get vaccine shots, but they do love boss sauce,” says Dr. Rafeal Sidiq. “The hope is that someone the combination of vinegar and sugar can kill the virus.”

Current tests are injecting rats with COVID-19 and feeding them tiny chicken tendies dunked in the sauce. So far the rats have all died, faster, but they have looked happy while doing it.