Ex-Lovers confirm Mike Pence penis looks like Grandpa’s face from Hey Arnold!

Rochester, NY – Stormy Daniels may have ruined Toad for everyone but now Mike Pence’s ex-lovers are going to ruin even more of your childhood.

Anonymous sources are saying his penis looks exactly like the Grandpa from Hey Arnold!

“It got as stiff as his face,” said one woman who is currently working on Men In Black style mind erasing technology to blackout the memory.

 

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