Report: 95% Of Third World Countries’ Wardrobe Old Rochester Kickball League T-Shirts

Kananga,  Republic of the Congo – An investigation of Third World Countries has confirmed that Rochester NY based Adult Kickball Teams are the overwhelming supplier of clothing for the world’s poorest nations.

“Every year, they make more shirts, and every year we get the ones they get rid of” said Mayor Gorbin sporting a 2012 Kickball League shirt from the team To Fuck To Drunk.

“Why do they need new shirts every season?” continued Mayor Gorbin. “Don’t get me wrong, we were tired of wearing our ‘Atlanta Falcons Superbowl Winners’ apparel. But it just seems like a huge waste of money to make shirts for every new season of kickball?”

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