I’m 30 years old. I have my own place. I have my own car. I have a job. I have a girlfriend.
I bought a chocolate chip cookie at the Tyler The Creator concert.
I want to get married some day. I’m working on my 401k and learning about the stock market. I can make a restaurant quality omelette.
I bought a second chocolate chip cookie at the concert. I spent $4 on cookies. I didn’t see anyone else eating a cookie.
I joined a gym recently. I iron my shirts and pants daily for work. I use organic shampoos and conditioners.
I was the 30 year old man eating cookies at the Tyler the Creator concert and this is my story.