Rochester, NY – In a recent survey, 9 out of 10 Rochester doctors have recommended getting the hell out of Rochester and not looking back as a cure for seasonal depression.
When asked for comment, Dr. John Roth said “Leave. Get out. Do not, under any circumstances look back. It’s for your own good.” Roth also suggested relocating to places with a warmer climate, such as Hawaii, the Carolinas, or even Hell.
When pressed to explain all of the Yo-Yo Rochestericans (people that move out of town only to move back) Dr. Roth simply stated that “people tend to block out trauma. These folks leave and choose to remember ‘seasons’ but completely blackout memories of Lake Effect Snow.”