Greece Police Department Announce Stricter Measures To Cover Up Police Misconduct

Greece, NY – Last week, the chief of police for the Greece Police Department announced stricter measures to hide police misconduct.

“I want to apologize to the public for our failure to hide crimes committed by our officers.” the new Greece Police chief told reporters. “We are above the law and we need to make sure everyone knows it.”

When asked about recent allegations of police misconduct, the chief responded that they, “need to do a better job of protecting officers from prosecution.”

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