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Seabreeze to Open New Ride That Simulates the Feeling of Driving on 490

Irondequoit, NY-Get ready to come get your summer! Seabreeze has just opened a brand new ride for their 2021 Season. The Vroom Vroom Express will simulate the feeling of driving on 490.

The ride will use cutting edge technology such as a local high school student pressing play on a YouTube video of 490 and fans purchased from the dollar store to give it a real “windows down feeling” as stated by the Seabreeze management team.

Marcus Portsmouth of Penfield was one of the first to ride on The Vroom Vroom Express. When asked for comment, he said “The pot hole effects were alright, but it lacked the general vibe of seventy in a forty-five that I was looking for”.

Your Lame Acquaintance From High School Announces Podcast Reviewing Garbage Plates

Webster, NY- Jonathan Greer, who you’re pretty sure you went to high school with, has announced his new podcast, Plates4Dayz. The podcast will feature Greer reviewing Garbage plates from local restaurants as well as getting black out drunk every episode. Contrary to Greer’s belief, no one asked for this. Literally, not a single soul.

When asked why, Greer responded “I just think it’s what we need right now. Plus, my mom said she was going to kick me out of the house if I didn’t find something to do with my life other than getting stoned and going to Radio Social”.