Webster, NY – Superstar Post Malone was just in Webster, NY for his cousin’s wedding and the town is now trying to make sure he never returns.
Word spread that the rapper was in town via Webster Neighborhood pages on Facebook faster than the location of the latest ANTIFA protest. Many were shocked but many more were concerned that Post Malone did not support the local economy.
“We all saw pictures of this face-tattoo having rapper at a wedding but you know what we didn’t see? A picture of him buying loosely packed meat at Hegedorns” says Jacob Ferdermin of Webster.
There is now a petition on the desk of the town supervisor begging to ban Post Malone from ever stepping foot in either the town or village of Webster. It does include a clause however that he can wipe this ban from this record if he agrees to get blackout drunk at The Coach or Burkes and drive around town “like a good Websterian would.”