Cuomo Demands All Firearms Wear a Mask to Curb the Spread of Gun Violence

Albany, NY – Last Tuesday, Andrew announced a plan to help curb the epidemic of gun violence plaguing New York State.

“A pistol with a mask on can save a life,” Cuomo said during Tuesday’s press conference, “that is why I am requiring all guns to be masked before firing.”

Gun owners will be required to stand six feet apart before shooting.

“One mask may have trouble stopping a bullet but two masks might work better.” Cuomo told reporters.

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