Rochester,NY- The Black Lives Matter protest was in full effect this weekend. The protest took a violent turn leading to a night of chaos in the city. The only good news to be found is one local RPD recruit was notified he just met his yearly quota of beating innocent people in one night. We got to speak with the recruit to get his feelings on it.
” You know, being a fresh fish on the RPD I was told that it would take some effort to meet this quota. They encouraged me to try to pull over people for jaywalking, get in their face a little bit, then beat them down for practically nothing. That would help me fulfill this quota. Last night was the jackpot, innocent people trying to protest their cause was the perfect fuel for me to just come swinging in out of nowhere.”