Quarantined Rochesterians Frustrated With Typical Rochester Weather

ROCHESTER, NY – With isolation and social distancing having no end in sight, locals are beginning to get ornery about average weather for our fair city.

“I mean it’s bad enough we have to stay home and order Marks shit ass pizza every day, but now we are getting snow in April for the very first time? Normally April weather is perfect here in Rochester where the climate does not fluctuate. I blame China.” Said local pizza maker Mark Marker of Mark’s Markzzeria

“I guess there’s nothing left to do than sit at home and go instagram live while I do play by play of the 1999 Bills-Titans playoff game while shotgunning Genny lights” said Marker Marky of the Marksons Markeria as he jet skied off the Susan B Anthony bridge.


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