Man Not Sure If He Should Call 911, 888-8888, or Just Die

Rochester, NY – Today a local man by the name of Andrew Schultz got into a serious accident on Monroe Avenue. Luckily The Inner Loop Blog was on the scene to speak to him about the traumatic experience.

“This was very scary for me. I’ve only been in a handful of accidents in my life, but nothing as serious as this one. I have to tell yah, the scariest part of it was not knowing who I should call. I know calling 911 is generally what people do in this situation, but then I thought about those 888-8888 guys. I love their commercials and that jingle is so damn catchy. It was a tough choice, especially when I just thought about letting myself die. At least I wouldn’t have to pay back my student loans.”

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