Seabreeze announces NEW Water Slides powered by nearby toilets

ROCHESTER, NY – Summer is just around the corner and Rochester’s favorite waterpark will be introducing some new attractions.

The Leak, The Whiz, and The Tinkle are the exciting new slides coming in 2019 and the have a twist. No not an actual twist or turn. The slides are actually a straight decline. The twist is that the water used on the slides comes straight from nearby toilets.

“It’s a real winner for us. It helps us Go Green with reusing the toilet water and I think it will help us sell more souvenir cups. The slides will only operate when there is enough flush power built up. So parents will need to drink up if they went their kids to have a good time” said Tommy Seabreezington, the CEO of the amusement park.

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