MamaJuana bans plasticware, Take-Out Orders now will include Re-Useable Guns

Rochester, NY – Hot off a successful grand opening, and an even more successful weapons/drugs police raid recently, MamaJuana hopes to keep up the momentum by being early adopters of the Green Movement in Rochester.

They announced today that they will be phasing out plasticware and switching to “Re-Useable Guns.”

“We have a lot of guns here and we need to get rid of them. Basically, we just tapped forks to them and said they’re silverware so that the cops can’t bust us for them. I’m probably giving away too much, don’t put this in the article” said the new manager to The Inner Loop Blog.

The MamaJuana “Gun Forks” are dishwasher friendly and fully loaded.

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