Man Complaining About Reuben At Wegmans Deli Turns Out To Be Bernie Sanders Announcing 2020 Run

ROCHESTER, NY – Local shoppers were shocked to find out that the old man yelling about “too many toothpicks” in his Reuben at the Wegmans deli on East Ave was actually Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders officially announcing his presidential run for 2020.

Sanders was heard loudly proclaiming his intent to eliminate the “1% milk” and seize means of the produce section for the people.

He also expressed anger that there was no “medium soup”

“It’s either a cup or a bowl, sometimes I want more than a cup but not a full bowl, this needs to be rectified” said Sanders who asked for his sandwich to be cut into 35ths so that it could be shared amongst all of the workers.

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