ROCHESTER, NY – With many places claiming to have the best slice in town, the winner for best pizza was bound to be a hotly contested vote. But in the end, the people decided that any pizza other than the over priced local chain pizza is indeed the best in town.

Mark’s, which has always claimed to “treat you like family” was not particularly concerned with the voting. “Listen, it doesn’t matter if anyone likes our pizza. People will see our coupons and be too lazy to think of another place that delivers and be resigned to eat our below average pizzas.” Said owner Mark Pizza.

While it lost the best pizza competition, Mark’s did manage to win the “Most Likely Pizza To Be Ordered By Your Employer Because Of Their Corporate Discounts” narrowly over Salvatore’s.