Garbage Can That Flew Away in Windstorm Spotted With Younger, More Attractive Family

ROCHESTER, NY – Rochester experienced Wind gusts at near hurricane-level strength yesterday which caused damage to buildings, accidents on the roads, and for most garbage cans to disappear.

Waste Management told that in 90% of cases the garbage can that blew away will be spotted in a neighbors yard within a few days. “In the other 10% of cases though we find that the Garbage Can has used the windstorm as their chance to escape and start a new life with a new family” said WM Manager Todd Smegory.

The Uschold Family in Greece is part of the 10%. Their receptacle was found in the South Wedge outside of Lux smoking a Clove Cigarette and wearing a fedora.

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