Pittsford Man Shares Thirty Blurry Photos of White Golfer He Thinks is Rory McIlroy

Rochester, NY – “I swear it’s Rory,” Keith Johnson of Pittsford told The Innerloop Blog while scrolling through his phone’s camera roll.

“It’s either him or Justin or Jordan or Scottie or Keegan or Rickie. I know it’s one of them since they were all wearing white hats, had polos on, and looked almost exactly the same in the face. Wait.. you know what, I don’t think it’s Rory…his nipples are not as pronounced through his polo so I’m not at all sure who it is.”

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