Pittsford, NY – ‘ECK, they smell weird,’ an Oak Hill Country Club representative told the Inner Loop Blog. “Did you see them eating hot dogs? Such a disgrace to the sanctity of this historic club.”
The representative described how elated he was to return to normal. “Oh yes, it will be so nice to return to the exclusive whites er…I mean members-only status.”
Rochester, NY – “I swear it’s Rory,” Keith Johnson of Pittsford told The Innerloop Blog while scrolling through his phone’s camera roll.
“It’s either him or Justin or Jordan or Scottie or Keegan or Rickie. I know it’s one of them since they were all wearing white hats, had polos on, and looked almost exactly the same in the face. Wait.. you know what, I don’t think it’s Rory…his nipples are not as pronounced through his polo so I’m not at all sure who it is.”
Rochester, NY – Thousands of Rochesterians gestured towards the sky this week as the famous Goodyear Blimp floated over the PGA tournament at Oak Hill Country Club and said something to the effect of “Daaaamn you didn’t tell me your mom was going to be at the PGA this week!”
Although many in the area argue that these jokes are hack, it’s almost impossible to compare the blimp to yo’ mama’s fat ass or wonder how they going to get yo’ mama down from so high up.
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Rochester, NY – With New York State’s stay-at-home measures extended until May 15, the city has seen a dramatic decline in vehicles on the road. This has provided a huge opportunity to fix another of the city’s plagues, POT-HOLES.
The Inner Loop Blog caught up with a city worker, ‘What have we been doing? Uh, Ya know, a little bit of dis, a little bit of dat. I move the cones over here, then they’re like No Larry, over there! so I move em over there.’
City residents agree that now would be a perfect time to take care of the issue. ‘The streets are clear, why aren’t those holes being filled in?,’ Angela Lambert, a Dewey Ave resident demanded. ‘We’ve got a hole so damn big, if yo momma fell in she’d still be scraping the sides.’ ‘Oh don’t get me started, that hole so big, it looks like yo momma’s downstairs after she gave birth to your big ass head. Do not get me started!’
The city and my momma declined to comment on the pothole issue.
