Rochester, NY – Thousands of Rochesterians gestured towards the sky this week as the famous Goodyear Blimp floated over the PGA tournament at Oak Hill Country Club and said something to the effect of “Daaaamn you didn’t tell me your mom was going to be at the PGA this week!”

Although many in the area argue that these jokes are hack, it’s almost impossible to compare the blimp to yo’ mama’s fat ass or wonder how they going to get yo’ mama down from so high up.

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