Rochester, NY – “Boner pills” has been dethroned in Western NY. According to a recent Innerloop Blog poll of primary care physicians more men are now asking if it’s possible to donate their elbow.
“Every appointment and email I’ve had this week from patients has been to see if they are an elbow match with Josh Allen,” says Dr. Roberto Garcia. “It’s a nice change of pace from having to explain the side effects of Viagra.”
Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen injured his elbow during their loss to the NY Jets and is currently listed as “Day-To-Day.” It appears fans have no hope in the teams backup QB because Bills Mafia have been more than happy to live the rest of their life with one arm if it meant “QB1 can keep chucking darts to Diggsy.”
Our Bills insider confirms the team is not looking for fans to donate bones or ligaments just yet.
“If anything we would have to go to the zoo and harvest something from a wolf strictly based off how much dog Josh has inside him” said an unnamed source who reiterated that he has no medical background.