Klassy Cat will make cameo in ‘Pet Sematary’ remake

Hollywood, CA – Move over Stan Lee, there is a new cameo king in town! While the Klassy Cat has been closed for a while and was literally torn down this week, The Innerloop Blog is happy to announce that it will live on forever in the new ‘Pet Sematary.’

People have always asked why the title is spelled incorrectly (sematary instead of cemetery). The screenwriter told us they are finally putting the debate to rest with the Klassy Cat cameo. “Basically we’re getting one of the exotic dancers to do a dirty portmanteau.”

“Semen + Cemetery = Sematary.”

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