Mazzola Insurance Frog Under Investigation For 177 Counts of Sexual Harrassment

ROCHESTER, NY – A once beloved icon of the local insurance community is now facing multiple accusations of behaving inappropriately towards women in the workplace.

“To be honest I’m not sure how this went on for so long with nobody saying anything. The frog started every sentence with ‘hey baby’ and only hired former cocktail waitresses as insurance salespeople.”

The Mazzola frog is denying all allegations and maintains his innocence while disputing that he is actually a weird and extremely horny old man who hangs out with The General and Shaquille O’Neal.

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