Rochester, NY – Scenes of terror and confusion unfolded Friday night when a local rock band performed an entire set of original music at a downtown venue. Witnesses described an atmosphere of confusion as unfamiliar melodies reverberated around the venue, replacing the usual sing-along modern pop and classic rock cover songs.

City officials quickly declared a state of emergency, urging residents to shelter in place and avoid exposure to “unique musical expression.” “Our community simply isn’t equipped to process fresh ideas at this volume,” the Mayor told the Blog.

The band, now in custody, claimed no ill intent. “We just wanted to share something meaningful,” the guitarist said. All band members will remain in jail as the authorities continue their investigation.