ROCHESTER, NY — Kevin Coutell of Webster NY is making waves after discovering a loophole to get Bruster’s Ice Cream free for a lifetime.

“I was sitting there eating a banana split I spent my hard-earned money on and there was this dog that had its leash tied off to a chair that was licking on a sundae,” says Kevin. “I asked its owner how much they paid for it and that’s when I found out dogs get free ice cream at Bruster’s. That’s when the idea hit me like a shock from a collar!”

Ever since that day, Mr. Coutell has been undergoing major reconstruction surgery to transform into a dog. “I would say I have probably spent close to $30,000 on procedures which seems like a lot but the way I see it, it will only take a few years of eating free ice cream to be out of the red!” A color he no longer can see after getting the eyes of a Doberman transplanted last month.

The staff at Bruster’s said Kevin did try early on in the process to get free ice cream while wearing a furry costume. “We told him that the doggie sundaes were only for real dogs,” says Lactose Artist Courtney Perictory, “but we didn’t expect him to take it this far.”