Wegmans Sues Whole Foods for Creating Worse Parking Lot Experience

Rochester, NY – A newly released legal document details the ongoing dispute between Wegmans and Whole Foods.

“It is the inalienable right of Wegmans to provide a terrible and horrifying parking experience for all Rochesterians.” The first sentence of the document stated, “Whole Foods has infringed on these rights by providing customers a more inconvenient and dangerous parking lot than us.”

The news sparked widespread protests at various Wegmans locations across Rochester.

“Wegmans provides consumers with a better death gauntlet parking experience than Whole Foods ever can,” one protestor told the Blog, “They have no right to try and take that way from Wegmans!”

2 thoughts on “Wegmans Sues Whole Foods for Creating Worse Parking Lot Experience”

  1. Wegmans can 😘 my “Grass Roots” they say nice things about new store to media and nasty things behind their backs! Danny Wegmans needs to spend more time on his stores problems

  2. It’s a Shame…Yes, parking was challenging but it’s all new and will “normalize”. I remember when IKEA came to Sunrise FL…police had to direct traffic for months. That’s great neighborhood progress, jobs…and competition is a good thing!

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