Rochester, NY – Duran Eastman Beach is planning to re-open on Saturday June 19th but it’s already showing signs of life.

Rochesterians taking romantic strolls along the beach have reported stepping on “extra squishy” sand and researchers have found what they’re digging their toes into is actually lightly buried used diapers.

For some reason it has been a tradition for some families to leave their garbage behind after enjoying the beach. Experts say they’re either the most forgetful people in the world or “complete assholes.” Either way, much like the Canadian Geese, it appears these ‘assholes’ have returned to the waters of Lake Ontario and they’re leaving literal shit everywhere.