Rochester, NY – Local inventor Roofus Wanger has Rochester’s broiest bros rejoicing after releasing the first-ever snowmobile-jet ski hybrid.

“It’s perfect for ruining other boaters time in the summer, and ruining your neighbors’ yard in the winter,” says Wanger. “But the biggest benefit is you only have one trailer proudly displayed in your driveway!”

The ‘SnowJob’ is being called the best thing to happen to guy’s with small wieners since internet porn.