Mayor Warren Admits She Thought “Grand” Jury Was Group Trying to Give Her $1000, Not Federal Charges

Rochester, NY – It was just announced that Mayor Lovely Warren and two political associates are now facing two felony charges for alleged campaign finance violations and the Inner Loop Blog was just informed of yet another bombshell with this developing story.

Communications leaked to us makes it appear as though Mayor Warren was confused about the meaning of the Grand Jury investigating her. She reportedly told her staff to “give them whatever they wanted as long as we get that money!” Our anonymous source believes the mayor thought the “Grand” Jury was a group hoping to donate $1,000 to her re-election campaign.

“It’s actually something we have a real problem with,” said Grand Jury member Britney Strusslerberg. “We also get calls from people thinking we’re a reality TV show.”

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