Tops Market Offering Buy One Loot One Deals For Protestors

Rochester, NY – In an attempt to drum up business during the local protests, Tops Friendly Markets has offered buy one loot one deals for all protestors who shop at their stores.

“We wanted to do our part to help.” Said, one employee. The store is also offering specialized tear gas milk to clean out your eyes as-well-as holding a raffle to win a chance to kick a police officer directly in the nuts.

Some claim that the deal is just an attempt to counteract the recent bad press the store has gotten as it was the only store that no one bothered to loot because no one wants to steal expired white bread.

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