Bills Fans Announce They Do Not Care Who Wins The Super Bowl As Long As Miami’s Stadium Loses

Buffalo, NY – Local Buffalo Bills fans do not have a team to root for in the Super Bowl but they do agree that they’ll be ok if Miami’s stadium just get’s “totally destroyed” tonight.

A new survey conducted by The InnerLoop Blog asking our step dad’s shows 95% of Bills Fans as rooting for Hard Rock Stadium in Miami to have a small to a large fire at some point.

“We don’t want anyone to get hurt, but if the Dolphins organization could get hurt, that would be cool,” said one fan.

Sources tell us one member of Bills Mafia that works concessions at the stadium plans to literally “squishes the fish.” He promises to press down really hard on all the fish sandwiches served at the game tonight. “It’s a minor inconvenience, and it’s not going to hurt anyone. Just like the Dolphins defense.”

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