Rochester,NY- The park ave festival is only a few weeks away and here at the Inner Loop, we hate to break the news that the festivities of Park Ave festival are going to interfere with the usual weekend routine of drunk college kids pissing on your front lawn at two in the morning on the weekends.

We know what you’re thinking, “WHAT AM I TO DO”. Well have no fear, these men pissing on your lawn will only be slightly different from the men who usually piss on your lawn. They will have dried funnel cake vomit on the bottoms of their pants and we’re sure they’ll have at least one to two bags of cocaine on their persons!