All Rochester Friendly’s Close After Mr. Cone Head Caught in Medicare Scam

Rochester, NY – Area Friendly’s restaurants are closing down after becoming embroiled in a Medicare scandal involving their sometimes mascot and popular Sundae choice, Cone Head.

Formerly an administrator at a local hospital, Mr. Head has been accused of sweetening kickbacks for a pharmaceutical salesman.

When asked if he’d seen the error of his ways, the dessert replied, “I have peanut butter candies for eyes”.

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